My name is Caron, and I'm an aspiring stand-up comedian. I don't know when the time came that my token response of: "My ideal job is to be a stand-up comedian" changed from a half-hearted joke to a sincere expression. Ever since it has, however, I've fostered the notion that with enough hard work, tenacity, and tear-soaked blowjobs I could actually stand-up on stage and be laughed at.
Making people laugh has always been a priority of mine when I've interacted with others. Right up there with making eye-contact and shifting at awkward angles to conceal my inexplicit erections. I love the satisfaction of making a good joke, and the feeling I get when other people agree that it's good (resulting in a chuckle, laugh, snicker, stifled whimper, etc.).
This blog is here to tell the tales of my successes, failures, and to be a testing ground for my routine(s). Don't laugh at me; not yet, anyway. Wait until I'm on stage, in front of you, like I want to be.