Redesign help wanted

I'm terrible at designing websites (and at a lot of other things).  I took a shot at it in 1999 when I was in 9th grade, but I failed.  I designed anime fanpages back then, and I thought I was some hot shit.  I was all like "heh, this site has SIX different anime on it, whereas most just have DBZ.  I am ahead of my competition!"  Because I had that singular thought, I did not sleep with a woman until I was 20 and the culmination of about 8,000 showers washed the nerd off me. 

I don't know why I felt the need to share that, but the point is: I need a better blog.  This one is simple but boring.  It also lacks functionality.  My side-bars are all cramped and the lettering gets crunched up on certain resolutions.

The blog is in a large part just so that I can remember my routines, have a place to organize them, and get feedback from people who don't give a shit about how my blog looks.  At the same time, however, I want random people coming in to the blog to not have their aesthetic sensibilities offended and then not want to keep reading because it looks like some hack job.  I would do something like that, and I'm worried I'd lose out on potentially good commentary and insight because my blog just looks like some girl trying to get attention.

I don't have any money to pay for this with, but I promise I'll let you buy me drinks at a later date!  My ex was going to help me with a header image but then I went ahead and got dumped.  So if you know anyone who is decent at web design or photoshoppin', let me know.

"What's the deal" with this blog?

My name is Caron, and I'm an aspiring stand-up comedian.  I don't know when the time came that my token response of: "My ideal job is to be a stand-up comedian" changed from a half-hearted joke to a sincere expression.  Ever since it has, however, I've fostered the notion that with enough hard work, tenacity, and tear-soaked blowjobs I could actually stand-up on stage and be laughed at.

Making people laugh has always been a priority of mine when I've interacted with others.  Right up there with making eye-contact and shifting at awkward angles to conceal my inexplicit erections.  I love the satisfaction of making a good joke, and the feeling I get when other people agree that it's good (resulting in a chuckle, laugh, snicker, stifled whimper, etc.).

This blog is here to tell the tales of my successes, failures, and to be a testing ground for my routine(s).  Don't laugh at me; not yet, anyway.  Wait until I'm on stage, in front of you, like I want to be.