Something happened to me recently, on a date: I went to the bathroom to piss out some alcohol, and I got to watch UFC on a flatscreen as I peed. As I watched , I began to feel only-slightly more gay than I currently was.
Listening to the announcer on UFC was as if a gay porn was being read aloud to me: "what he is trying to do is put his opponent in a position where he has no power. Where he can pound on him until he submits."
And the entire time I was thinking "makes sense."
Taken out of context, however...here is a man, watching two other men attempt to make one another submit, while he pees.
Thia entire story is such a lie: I wasn't on a date I was playing old school super nintendo. But the more drunk I became the more attractive that slot looked.
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